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God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it

Everything is Shrek

by INS746 December 30, 2020

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To shrek, is to mess about in a swamp unhygienically. Variants: Shrek, Shreking, Shreked, Shreker.

"Those guys shrek about a lot."
"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."

by CoolBritishGuy June 17, 2025

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God

Shrek is supreme ruler

by Default Mate March 25, 2019

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Shrek, if you’re reading this CALL THE POLICE!!!!! There is a creepy stalker with the name of Cassidy who will KIDNAP YOU Because she has an extremely unhealthy obsession with you

Be careful Shrek

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

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