Shane hoburn

Northern dickhead

Mate look at that guy he’s a Shane hoburn

by Mikesmith789 July 5, 2019

Shane

Shane is a hot and youthful guy. He’s the sweetest they come. Shane’s are really into cars like TJ keeps and they love blasting classic rock while going way over speed limits. Shane’s are amazing boyfriends, and he is quite the ladies man. When, however, Shane finds the right girl, he treats her like a queen, and makes her so happy. Shane’s are the best

Aww look at Shane and his girlfriend! They show way too much pda, but AWWW

by Naturally aspirated November 28, 2021

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

Shane and Leslie

There a couple have been together for a while. Plus there short

Shane and Leslie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

by Blaketg February 25, 2020

Shane

Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.

Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!

by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021

shane coles

He's IRREPLACEABLE, a collectable, just like FINE CHINA!! 💙💙💙

You know you've got it ALL when you have Shane Coles.

by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018

Shane

A tall, handsome man with distinct features. He is intelligent and hard working. He is looking for his Queen and when he finds her he will take the two of them to erotic and passionate places together. The two of them will grow together intimately and help one another find their inner sexual pleasure points. He has a cool calmness about him in everyday life but in bed he is a Stallion. He adores his Queen and caters to her needs.

Shane passionately kissed her on the mouth while she shoved her tongue in his mouth his dick began to throb.

by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022