27 September

THIS IS THE DAY WHEN YOUR FRIEND GET'S THE BIGGEST SLAP ON THE FACE. PUNISH THE BITCH FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE IN 0,00012 SECONDS

It's 27 September you know what that means

by Claraaa September 24, 2021

September 24th

National kiss someone who’s name begins with A day.

I kissed Aaron, since it is September 24th after all.

by a823 September 4, 2022

squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

September 29

National throw your friend Gus off a cliff and kiss your crush day

September 29th
Person 1: Hey gus *throw*
Person 1: Hey julianna *kiss*
Gus: damn
Julianna: *happy noises*

by suckdawn February 21, 2023

Dirty September

The golden pussy that wont give it up

Been out on 3 dates she must have the dirty September she is keeping it under wraps

by Sanity Seeker May 26, 2019

September 16

National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.

Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3

by ilove_robert September 8, 2022

September 3

Virgo baby fr, you wont let nobody manipulate you cause you the manipulator period. Stay looking fine all day everyday 25/8

Friend: Were you born on September 3rd

Me: Yea

Friend: W W W, ily

Me: Ik 😘

by randompeopleinmyroom May 2, 2022