griffin spranger

A very cute and funny and smart guy, athletic, sometimes mean, but mostly a fun guy.

GRIFFIN SPRANGER IS THE BEST GUY EVER!!!

by gsbdjckisj December 10, 2013

shoe-stringer

shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget, for the rest

if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with intentional price gouging?

by Sexydimma May 19, 2018

catan strangle

When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.

If you don’t shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!

by carobthomp September 24, 2018

Nathan Stringer

Nathan Stringer is a specimen. He is terrified of blue penguins, is usually 6' 7" and is Sinjins best friend.

Person 1: Want to do a Nathan Stringer?
Person 2: So a big cron?
Person 1: Thats it Randall.

by RealMandrewCreehan April 12, 2020

Toad strangler

A rainstorm so severe that even toads and other amphibious animals would likely drown

It’s supposed to rain today, looks like it’ll be a toad strangler.

by Jester mess March 20, 2022

im finna strangle my shit

Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender

in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl

by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009