sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

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sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016

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sloppy marshmallow

Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.

Aka sloppy marshmallow

If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.

by Acad December 5, 2016

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sloppy volcano

When you pour gasoline into your vagina, light it up and orgasm over the pain.

Person 1: How did Renay burn that?

Person 2: I heard she did a sloppy volcano

Person 3: I thought she got charzard-ed.

Person 1: Oh my god, no way, she is such a horny slut.

by UndercoverUxie November 2, 2015

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