sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016

sloppy marshmallow

Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.

Aka sloppy marshmallow

If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.

by Acad December 5, 2016

sloppy volcano

When you pour gasoline into your vagina, light it up and orgasm over the pain.

Person 1: How did Renay burn that?

Person 2: I heard she did a sloppy volcano

Person 3: I thought she got charzard-ed.

Person 1: Oh my god, no way, she is such a horny slut.

by UndercoverUxie November 2, 2015

a Sloppy Jerome

when you bite the fore skin during anal

oh my fucking god Jessica gave me a sloppy Jerome last night and i came everywhere

by gay white bat October 26, 2018

Sloppy froppy

If you're tongue is long enough, you'll probably be able to perform this act of autocunnilingus. You lick your own clit with your tungue without bending over.

Gimme a sec, gotta get in a good ol' sloppy froppy.

by Filaddling sucks cock July 6, 2017

Sloppy Shotgun

The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.

Dude I totally Sloppy Shotgunned Dita last night, there was cum everywhere...

by Meme_Games July 17, 2017