it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev July 11, 2008

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happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

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Blowing like a sack full of queers

A strong wind that almost knocks you down.

Man, that is going to be a really bad hurricane!!! Yeah I know the winds are supposed to be very high. It will be blowing like a sack full of queers!!!!

by Big Country527 March 20, 2011

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Queer R Candy Bar

When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.

OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.

by bonermaloner November 10, 2011

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loser/faggot/queer/bitch

something that ppl are when they leave a fucking chat in MSN.

CHELSEA, TYLER, CALEB, TAYLOR, GARY, LAURA, UNNI, JASON, NICK, AMY, AND WALDO. ALSO CONSIDERED ASS HOLES.

USED IN A SENTENCE:
1)Them loser/faggot/queer/bitches all left me alone.
2) What a bunch of loser/faggot/queer/bitches.

by Brandon Mullins August 27, 2008

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