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Peachtree City

A small town outside Atlanta that is predominantly "Christian".
People like to talk shit about others, but ignore them to their face. They also love to act like God fucking sat them on his lap and tells them all his wonderful up to date stories, while also telling others how to control their lives.

Everyone thinks someone out there actually gives a shit about what they do. no one cares if you got dumped after your 2-day relationship, and your life isn't over.

I don't bash the town I live in, but I think the people that sit in heritage and read the Bible for .0005 seconds need to shut the fuck up and actually read the other half. By no means do any of them know shit about what they actually support and they still try to control your life and parade God around like the BIBLE SAYS NOT TOO. You know, your far-fetched beliefs aren't far from anything else, and God hasn't made you a prophet of facebook either.
there are cool people though.
In Peachtree City,
"N!QQ@ I g0t dump333d t0day. !mm@ k!ll my$3lf."
wtf is your problem, move on.

"That kid is such a douche bag, no one likes him"
*Kid walks up* "what was that?"
*Silence from the pussy.*

"God is gonna be at our pool party guys!"
FML.
'He touched me while I swam <333
by lolololololol, May 19, 2011
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peaches

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A Plant that makes you high
slang term used so you can talk about weed around your parents
yo bobby you want to get some peaches while we go out
by the dude is here September 13, 2005
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Peach Cobbler

When a man cream pies while the girl begins to urinate simultaneously. This creates a cloudy-yellow slurry that happens to resemble peach cobbler.
Guy: Hey since your on Birth Control can I give you the a cream pie?
Girl: How about we do something a little more kinky?
Guy: Like the Peach Cobbler?
by R cubed July 18, 2009
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Fuzzy Lil Man Peach

On YouTube, he is Ole Greg's prey. Usually a middle aged fisherman.
by fyla shaye April 21, 2009
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Satanic preacher

Someone who gives sermons out of the satanic bible. Often at a satanic rock or satanic heavy metal concert.
by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009
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preacher creature

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a friendly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your friend and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually believe any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.
Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."
by skank89 September 3, 2008
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peach snapple

The flavour of a womans 'love juice'. Often used when friends are curious about the extent of a sexual relationship.
"Hey, Bob, Does it taste like peach snapple down there?"
by J34sus May 11, 2007
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