panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.

You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.

by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018

Post Mahoned

keep me posted

Aight, keep me post mahoned bro

by Mahonis O'Brian November 22, 2018

Post-it note

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.

Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill

by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

Post up

Get ready to fight

“Your always talking about me just post up”

by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 15, 2018

Post-Boning

The Act of kissing the person you are penetrating to delay the inevitable climax.

"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?

"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"

by Thericterscale April 9, 2018