Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.

#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...

by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022

post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.

"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"

by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019

Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.

"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."

by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 15, 2018

ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.

I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed

by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017