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frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.
I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.
by W W Wilson January 13, 2024
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Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
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positive jewels

person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."

person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'

person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.
by Philly Boy June 27, 2005
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the 67 position

The sexual act of a woman making a 6 with her hand to stroke a man as he makes a seven with 3 fingers (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and fingers her for 6-7 minutes.
Man: Your six was so good.
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!

- the 67 position -
by Nōtarin September 27, 2025
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Positivity Plunger

The subconscious tool you pull out when your life starts to stink. Flush the negative thoughts & plunge POSITIVE thoughts!
My furless cat smells like crusty, rotten cheese! After the POSITIVITY PLUNGER “My furless cat has a VIBRANT FRAGRANCE of Gouda! I LOVE cheese!”
by Tiki tiki doo doo September 14, 2020
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epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous April 12, 2016
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AI-positive

When a person's work contains large amounts of artificial intelligence or AI-generated content
I knew Jim's essay would be AI-positive; it was just too well-written.
by Dr Piggapuss April 30, 2025
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