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pirate hooker

(pir·ate-hook·er) noun

A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
Dude #1: Hey man, did that chick ever call you back?
Dude #2: Nah bro, that chicks a pirate hooker
by Arlingtoniscool June 19, 2007
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angry pirate

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~
by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007
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protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.
The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.
by Ganga July 29, 2005
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space pirates

Children's show in the UK, made famous by Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles. Has incredibly catchy theme song.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Space Pirates?"
Person 2: "EVERYBODY SING! NA NA NA NA NAA, SPACE PIRATES"
by Jaaames January 15, 2008
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protein shower

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"
by Chad Horn August 21, 2007
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pirate vote

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
All of the girls on homecoming court did a pirate vote, even though Stacy was the obvious favorite.
by Libsta October 13, 2007
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pirate stool

Guy 1: "Hey did you take that girl home last night"
Guy 2: "Yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and I thought to myself, 'What would Baby Jesus do?,' So I pirate stooled her when she passed out"
Guy 1: "Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Wait till she traces the smell next week"
by El Pirata August 21, 2008
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