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National Hangover Day

The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.
Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!

Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*

Mark: Goddamn it Jake.
by sladyconesmom December 31, 2014
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National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.
Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
by lolbopxd November 15, 2022
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national piercing day

May 16th. Go show off your piercings!! Post them everywhere, even the “inappropriate” ones ;)
“Why are you posting all of your piercings on your story?”

“It’s national piercing day dumbass”
by Nippiercinggirl May 16, 2021
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National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today
Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"
by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021
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National fuckboy day

National fuckboy day is on the 21st of September and is widely spread by the legendary men who pull bitches
how Do you get so many women ?
I was born on the 21st of September national fuckboy day
by Women’s rights June 8, 2018
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