Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.
by Solanas69 June 4, 2019
Get the natalie portmanmug. by PinkCowQueen October 29, 2022
Get the Nataliemug. by Luhruga767 July 7, 2024
Get the Nataliemug. Natalie is loyal, clumsy, not good at sports, sttuborn, and funny. She stans Blackpink, likes chicken nuggets, loves dressing up, and loves noodles. She does not like arguing. She does not like drama but causes it without knowing it. She is loyal but drops people with no hesitation if they are toxic. She can't hold a convo for more than 10 minutes. The people she likes reject her. She has a small friend group. She likes playing chess even though she is not good at it.
by Natyeppo November 21, 2021
Get the Nataliemug. She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021
Get the Natalie Crawfordmug. A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47
by Gecko8009 March 21, 2022
Get the natalies hairlinemug. The most wonderful and beautiful person shes smart and so funny shes shy and insecure and has probably seen things but she continues living an amazing life shes caring and the mother and therapist in the friend group but in reality she needs one
John: Natalie will you come to home coming with me your so amazing and so beautiful
Natalie: Yasss ofc i will
Natalie: Yasss ofc i will
by Pj.s4mi1ch September 22, 2022
Get the Nataliemug.