Simp (Simp)

someone that puts hoes before bros

Wow that guy Zudo is such a simp (simp)

by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020

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Simp

incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.

My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.

by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019

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Simp

A girl who's pussy looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Guy 1: I imagine I'm making out with Homer Simpson when I eat out Simps.
Guy 2: That's gay.

by encolpius February 25, 2020

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A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.

“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”

by sirnigga February 3, 2020

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It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.

You cannot escape your pain

You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.

deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?

why? Because you are a simp.

egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises

by chill#7187 July 6, 2020

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