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Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.
"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"
by Claym0re March 23, 2025
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Hunter and mustache rides

When Hunter sits on Lawnburger face after he eats a lot of corn. Lawnburger eats that shit for days.
Hunter eats Mexican corn and sits on the dollar store mustache and lawnboy eats whole kernels of corn. Hunter and mustache rides!!!!
by Edwardjizzerhands March 9, 2026
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middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010
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