Megan

Megan is a party animal who has smelly farts. She’s always skint and doesn't take shit from people.

Person: you coming out Megan?

Meg: yea. But I’m skint sooo…… yea

by Maria carry November 22, 2021

megan and emerson

the sweetest couple to ever be. Both have liked each other for ages and will always be there for each other.

Megan and Emerson. AKA the perfect pair.

you: who are they?
me: megan and emerson
you: awww, they are so cute together
me: ikr!

by unknown...42 December 4, 2020

Megan

Megan has many friends. And people really do adore, and look up to her. I love her. She is the most interesting, intelligent, beautiful, humourous woman, with those gorgeous eyes I'd love to look into just before kissing and tasting her lips for the very first time! Megan, I am in love with you. I'm awkward, and I've made so many mistakes I don't know how you still accept me. But if you let me, I will be yours. I will love you! And help you, support you, care for you.

I love Megan!

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Megan Elizabeth

To shit on a girls chest after she drinks her moms douche juice

Oh man I pulled a Megan Elizabeth last night

by AMC053 May 12, 2022

Megan

not all megans are evil, rude, and ignorant. but most are. steer clear of them...

"ooo look it's megan, she is pretty"
"yeah, pretty fucking rude"

by OLIVE THE STINKY PICKLE November 21, 2021

Megan

An bagel Loving mother Fucker. but also can be an amazing girl so don’t let her go!

“Omg she is such a Megan”

by Meria_Albatraoz December 6, 2019

Megan

Someone who drops the ball and takes your pen. But loves dogs.

he busted a megan

by anonymous October 13, 2023