When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.
Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!
by Jim Royal August 28, 2013
Get the Modern prostitution mug.A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.
He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
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a person who is totally smack on trend..modern hip cool knows whats up and predicts the next trend. knows whats "out" and whats "in"…cool spotting radar abilities.
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