The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.

I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.

by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

Nanamin Minami

She's cute

She loves LenMiku a lot
Don't ever talk shit about LenMiku or she and her friends will show up in your house at 3am

"Nanamin Minami's posts about LenMiku are so dumb"

The person who said that was never seen again

by Misterelle February 22, 2022

Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

North miami Eastside

North Miami east (NME) the people who live in north miami Eastside are up on jwet, guns and etc

NME beef with North Miami Westside (2ave) And niggas from the 9 and 7 and 119 niggas which they is sum burgers and this is why north Miami Eastside is better

by anonymous August 19, 2024

Young Miami Hittas

Y.M.H is a Gang based in Miami Dade mostly Young people who are gangsters.

Big YOUNG MIAMI HITTAS SHI

by Shersher19 January 26, 2024

Scientific Metamodernism

A emerging framework for science that oscillates between modernist confidence in scientific progress and postmodernist critique of scientific authority. The Metamodern scientist both believes in truth and doubts their access to it. They commit to methods while deconstructing them. They pursue objectivity while acknowledging its impossibility. This isn't indecision—it's a deliberate oscillation between poles, a knowing naivety that embraces both the power and the limits of science. It's science that has internalized its critique without being paralyzed by it.

"I believe in my data and I know my data is constructed. I trust my methods and I doubt my methods. I'm not confused—I'm Scientific Metamodernism: holding both the thesis of modernism and the antithesis of postmodernism without demanding a final synthesis. The oscillation is the point."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Epistemological Metamodernism

The theory of knowledge that mirrors Scientific Metamodernism: a knowing that moves between ironic detachment and sincere commitment, between deconstruction and belief. The Metamodern knower both recognizes that knowledge is constructed, partial, and power-laden AND acts as if knowledge matters, truth is worth seeking, and some claims are better than others. This isn't contradiction—it's a dynamic movement between positions, a knowing that incorporates its own critique and keeps going. It's epistemology after irony, after deconstruction, after the death of God—still standing, still seeking, still caring.

"I know my understanding of you is a construction, filtered through my trauma and desires. And I'm still going to try to understand you, to get it right, to know you better. Epistemological Metamodernism: deconstructing knowledge while still caring about truth. It's not naivety—it's naivety after the fall."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026