alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

Djay Minute

A very long time; forever

The bartender took a djay minute trying to find music to play

by Aero23smith May 7, 2018

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018

mudjug minute

When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.

Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU

by bigdickweiner420 June 9, 2018

61st minute

The best point of the school day. The 61st minute is when your school period is over and school is finished.

I swear history is so boring, can't wait until the 61st minute, then i can go home.

by LeilaSP March 6, 2019