by Not me I am You January 2, 2023
Get the Londonmug. "Is this what Londoners are like!?"
by Freddieisafurryconfirmed March 27, 2023
Get the Londonermug. A girl that is strong,bad,has different personalities,ratchet but classy,probably bisexual,fighter,savage.PeRiOd.
by lololyfe February 10, 2020
Get the Londonmug. The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up
by Theplastics July 29, 2020
Get the londons a simpmug. A beautiful girl that has the best look and is the worlds best friend you can ever have she is very sexy and knows how to please a man. WHO EVER SHE GOES OUT WITH IS A LUCKY MAB
London best person in the world
by guys are the one April 16, 2019
Get the Londonmug. London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.
GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Phatgrass December 7, 2020
Get the Londonmug.