kutchen

kutchen is someone youve known forever and will always love no matter what. even when you dont show it.

person 1: i hate you
person 2: you cant hate me im kutchen

by LyraAntarticaSeaborneSheeran December 31, 2021

kitchinitican

A beautician that does hair in their kitchen because they don’t have a license

I went to my kitchinitican Saturday before I went to the club.

by CarissaAshleyTN August 29, 2022

Kitches

This is a mix of a Karen and a bitch so kitches

Those two women just now were such kitches

by Riveer October 6, 2022

Kirchen

Kirchen is the guild leader of Mighty Ducks, known for playing low rate servers like OriginsRo and getting banned multiple times for dumb reasons like using autopot for SP as a sage. You can find him leveling up characters weekly to call friends that don't play the server or in gitlab/discord asking the staff to change something, like the behavior of traps, nerfing the drop of monsters and whatnot. In case you can't find him as Kirchen you could search for his alter ego Valerie.

Kirchen is playing in that server

by iscreem October 10, 2025

soup kichen

When 4 or more people/friends are off their barnett in a bathroom.

Fucking hell no words, just soup kichen.

by rachandwatsy16 August 23, 2016

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.

Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!

by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020

Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member

God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry

by Pp poo March 13, 2022