Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best

Juan Simon is da bomb

by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016

Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022

Juan

In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony

Person 1: there's a horse on this balcony

Person 2:yeah, some people call it a Juan

by Super_Salty_Boi November 3, 2020

Juan

He suffers from dark moods but is also inclined to deal with it by being even more busy and distracted. They may be adamant to friends that they're fine but slip into morbid terrain in private. Remembers every insult ever said to him from the age of 5. Drowns away his problems in milk and music.

Juan: hay I have a question abou-
random guy: no-one cares Juaaaaaan!!

by naaaaun March 27, 2019

Juan roi

‘Juan’ as a Chinese phrase to describe those being super competitive and extremely hardworking among people such as colleagues or classmates. When a juan person is near you, he will work overtime everyday and make the boss feel that you are not hardworking.
Roi is the French word for ‘king’.
Juan roi is a juan person in France or Quebec region.

Oh you are truly a Juan Roi! You work 80 hours a week! For what?

by Hanabi026 November 25, 2021

Juan

Juan is loving and caring. He will do whatever he can to make you happy and will even give his life for the women he loves. So if you're still not sure who is the ONE, don't look elsewhere and find yourself a JUAN.

Juan makes me feel complete he makes me feel alive and I love JUAN because he is the ONE.

by Juan Demetrio November 23, 2021