jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

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Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.

I just got Jonas chatted.

by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021

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Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

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Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023

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Jona

Jona is a crazy Aries girl

WTF is Jona doing she's CRAZY boyyyy

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021

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Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.

God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona

by Force Enhance February 15, 2019

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