Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig
David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.
by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021
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Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"
by <3tolki November 25, 2021
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"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"
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Loves to flex
BFF with a celerie
Small and annoying.
Incredibly handsome.
Loves carrots.
A orange haired dude.
#Ginger
And has multiple crushes but won't admit
Jonas is such an idiot :)
by Your mommy jonas November 22, 2021
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Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds
hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh
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The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by November 21, 2021
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