Jonas hœ

A Jonas hœ is a person who simps for the Jonas brothers ah yes so smexy indeed 😌 love ya joe Frankie Nick and Kevin btw joe your my fav 😏

Like this

Taylor: I’m a Jonas hœ 😏
Mika: what’s a Jonas hœ

Taylor: it’s like a person who simps for the Jonas brothers

Mika: ohhh I’m a Jonas hœ to

Mika and Taylor: so smexy 😏

by Joe J and Sophie’s teddy bear January 25, 2021

jonas hyman

Sacko

When you lose your fantasy football league you are Jonas Hyman

by Jack waters August 3, 2019

jonas

HOT,SEXY,THE BEST BOYFRIEND U WILL EVER HAVE AND HE WILL TREAT U RIGHT AND LOVE U

DAMN DID U SEE THAT KID I WANNA BE ON HIM RN!
YEA THAT IS JONAS ,I WANNA BE ON HIM TO HE IS SOOO HOT
HE IS MINE!

NO HE IS MINE!

by i cant stay sooooo byeeeeeeeee March 16, 2022

Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)

A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn

by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016