De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.

Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas

by Hurb1 April 26, 2023

Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"

Jonas dein po ist nass

by tpmodern November 24, 2023

Jonas Shultz

Girlboss

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss

by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022

Jonas Shultz

Girlboss

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss.

by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.

Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you

by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019