Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

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Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

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Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.

I just got Jonas chatted.

by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021

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Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 1, 2024

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Jona

The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.

Person1: Jona is awesome
Person2: HE REALLY IS OMG!!!

by DefinerCe123 February 23, 2022

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