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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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Fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"
by _writer_ December 14, 2021
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Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.
The Leahy Joke got the best of him.
by bpb7695 April 10, 2019
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Joke Killer

Someone who overuses a joke so horribly that not only does it make entirely unfunny it also annoys everybody. Or someone who steals a joke and uses it so often it ruins the joke to the annoyance of the creator, sometimes causing violent outbursts.
Hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? "Who hasn't? The joke killer has been using that one 100 times a day for the past month!"
by ToProveAPointSomeNeedExtremeMe November 12, 2020
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horseshoe joke

you probably shouldn't make a horseshoe joke

oh its OK my friend is fine with it
by Rudespider July 1, 2020
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Joke-ling

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
by Major Thomas December 5, 2016
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Dad jokes

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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