sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!
by definition_master November 06, 2009
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Fizzy Jizz

A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.
My boyfriend gave me some fizzy jizz last night, and it was delicious!
by Nicari0 October 14, 2017
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anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.
thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz
by A_001 June 04, 2017
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ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.
Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot
by Richard Mucus May 04, 2015
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Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.
Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"
by ErnieBurger April 04, 2017
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Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!
Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!
by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017
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Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
by Ryano94 July 19, 2010
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