jeff seavey

Daniel seavey's dad, he also is really good at playing people's feelings.

*someone hints at something*
Me:That's a Jeff Seavey right there

by Bessons.chickee August 31, 2020

Jeff

A cannabis ciggarette, that is entirely pure and 100% marijuana.

Known mostly as a 'FatJeff' these spliffs are known to aid an individual in reaching a level of intoxication that they have never reached before.

Wow man, i was smoking a Fat Jeff earlier and that shit has got me lean as fuck, i can't stop wigging out

by FatJeffsAndOnionRings February 26, 2017

jeff Lee

A one of a kind being sent from the almighty herself to better the world

I am the best Jeff Lee I can be

by Pyroteddybear January 15, 2023

Jeff

Thinks he's cool and blocked me after I sang Hit or Miss

Me: Hit or Miss
Jeff: Sorry I have to help other customers
Me: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND+

Jeff: *blocks*

by _moonchild January 31, 2019

Jeff

Typical name for a white guy.

Jeff is so white.

by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019

Except for Jeff

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

jeff

v rare kind of jeff (one)

this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes

“ew jeff is a leech”

by weow2 June 16, 2018