a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
Get the Jacob Thomasmug. by Qaplan February 6, 2017
Get the Jacob Kaplanmug. 
A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.
by jkfbwje November 13, 2019
Get the Jacob Kronertmug. A Orgasmic Sandwich including
Peanut Butter
Nutella
White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
Peanut Butter
Nutella
White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014
Get the The Jacob Mabbmug. by Steven Devlin January 15, 2021
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Get the Jacob Baconmug.