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Jonathan

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.
by anonymous November 20, 2020
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Jonathan Atwood

Jonathan atwood is a wonderful thing. It is very sexy and is muscly. Very big strong man, 200 solo wins in fortnite
by The_destoyer69 May 21, 2018
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Jonathan

A little bitch always asking for some dick her mouth
Stop being such a Jonathan
by Asain Sniper November 18, 2017
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Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.
Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon
by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021
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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
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Jonathan

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!
by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017
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Jonathan

Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast
Jonathan Advil
by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020
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