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Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012
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hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis
You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!
by flubbermubber July 7, 2006
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Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.
"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"
by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007
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hat stealing

the type of flirting girls use if they are touchy and like you. Some people see this as “pick me girlattitude and others see it as fun. Boy usually don’t like it however
Boy: So anyway I was thinking that-
girl: *steals hat and giggles*

boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk

girl: make me

hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing
by ThickBickNick January 7, 2021
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Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.
Look he has a new Ass-Hat.
by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019
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firemans hat

A great prank to play on your friends while theyre sleeping... Simply slap them as hard as u possibly can with the tip of your penis which will create a red crest on theyre cheek in the form of a firemans hat
Dude that was the best firemans hat ive ever give, it will show for days!
by George D. April 19, 2007
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Party Hat

Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.
Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord
by Jim Hender May 4, 2008
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