Hacker

The cunt that ruins every online game invented.
They tend to waste 90% of their time in their mom's basement finding ways to hack mw2 or gta4 ruining the fun for everyone rather than getting a girlfriend or just playing the game. Also, sometimes hacks websites or even bank accounts instead of getting a job. See Loser

Hacker: Lolololol instead of me going outside ima h4x gta4 and 1 hit everyone. LOL!

Dumbass: WTF? H4X!

Personwithlife: Yawn* I'm done *Logs off

by frogbootycheekz December 25, 2010

hacker

A pet or friend who coughs up hairballs.

Fluffy was a longhaired Persian who was also a hacker; the relationship was illfated.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

Talentless Hack

A synonym for illwillpress.

Illwillpress = Talentless Hack

by Wadezilla April 24, 2006

hack it

another way to say f@ck it..

1st person:hey lets ditch after break....
2nd person:nah dude fax that i have a chem test
1st person: hack it! you can take it tomorrow
2nd person: yiii!!!!!
1st person: ALRIIIIIIGHT

by fax__it.... April 23, 2009

hack the Internet

A tongue-in-cheek phrase used by non-technical users to describe a way of getting more out of the Internet than typically allowed by the ubiquitous hobbling, trial periods, deliberate limitations and otherwise malevolent crippling of software for unwarranted or undeserved commercial gain.

"Last night we figured out a way to hack the Internet good when we used Skype and MSN together for free multi-party videoconferencing."

by Evan Leeson April 8, 2006

hack

Something that is large. Particularly weed, food, or a person. Comically, it is usually accompanied by the word ass.

1. He just threw away a hack ass dubee!!!

2. That sandwich is hack as fuck man.

3. That fool is hack.

4. That girl had some hack ass titties!

by ChayChee July 23, 2008

Hack Stogie

When a person takes a very nice cigar, preferably 7" or more in length with a minimum ring diameter of 55, and lubricates the heel with vaginal fluid. Do not try to insert like a penis! Just roll the part where your mouth goes in pussy juice. This is obtained after bringing the female to orgasm either by hand or mouth. The pussy juice will provide a flavor for the entire smoke.

"Damn fella...it smells like fish over there. Is that a Hack Stogie?"

by Hack from Penbrook January 1, 2009