Horse tailer

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail
Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.
by Horse tailer May 01, 2020
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Horse lagger

When u slide ure cock on her vagaga till u cum
I done a horse lagger last night I'm disappointed
by U r so gay BITCH June 12, 2016
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Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.
1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)
by Potato Horse November 13, 2017
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horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."
I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.
by Content Chick December 28, 2009
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horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.
'That man is a right horse washer'.
by Reubarb123 April 27, 2012
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Horse People

Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them

They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."

"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
by mojojojo24 December 05, 2012
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Purple horse

Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.

The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!

horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.

person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
by chickensnub December 05, 2009
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