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Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
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Trash Homo

A Trash homo is a man who is pretty trash, and the "Homo" part is just a play on words
Wow... did you see Jerry? He's such a trash homo
by TRash HomO July 7, 2019
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Homo Erectile

A man who has Erectile Dysfunction causing them to Be Homosexual.
Did you hear that Tyler is Homo Erectile I
by That’s my pie September 7, 2020
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Homo Garca

Homo Garca,Known as Negro Garca brother is a man who can extend and shrink his penis to whatever size he desires he is boundless and has sex with 2000 men every day he will always be faster smarter and stronger and you can't beat him unless you are gay, he also covers himself in cum which can't not be destroyed no matter what
Homo garca is so FUCKING gay
by I fuck women every day September 17, 2022
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Hooky Homo

A Hooky Homo is when your homie sends you a dick pic either accidentally or on purpose
"Hunter, I didn't mean to send you a Hooky Homo I meant to send you pics of this cute girl." Said Caleb
by The reatards June 17, 2021
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Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
Wow that’s a huge homo erectus
by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020
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Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012
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