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golden fuzz

The arm and leg hair on some blonde people. May also be located above the knuckles on the back of the neck and in ... other locations.
Dude, I am going to go over there and rip out Cameron's golden fuzz if he doesn't answer me.
by An2 November 9, 2008
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Golden Stranger

A variant of the The Stranger which add as self-inflicted Golden Shower as the finale. The Golden Stranger involves sitting on ones hand until it goes numb, or "falls asleep", and then masturbating with that hand. After ejaculating the masturbator then urinates on himself.
Dude, I finally combined my love of masturbation and getting pissed on, when I learned the Golden Stranger.
by kadongo July 3, 2010
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Golden Jew

A person who has a knack for making money, and then saving/hoarding the money untill the day he/she dies, when the money will be burried along with the corpse.
Ace Rothstein (Casino), the exemplary golden jew.
by Joshua Goldstein September 12, 2005
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golden geyser

The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!

Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
by thejokerni45 March 24, 2009
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Super Golden Cougar

Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.

***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.

In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.
by SRSGC April 5, 2007
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golden blumpkin

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
by Gino L. July 7, 2006
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Golden Poll

A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).

People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.

This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005
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