Fuck me

I'm dead 😂😂😂

I'm dead. I'm dying help me give me a hand. I'm OUT. Go away from me! Hello hello?fuck me I'm dead. Lol

by GAFM November 20, 2025

excuse the fuck out of me

zendaya when hunter posts

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.

by papichulo445 February 27, 2021

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

Fuck me harder

The thing women say when it isn’t hard enough

“Daddy, fuck me harder”

by Daddy fuck me harder January 9, 2023

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019