fruit rubber

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

by McDown September 25, 2015

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.

"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."

by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017

Ripe fruit

a rare term seen on Jack'd or Grindr. It's a euphemism for unwashed genitalia such as musky testicles, penis, & anus which gives the parties involved sexual arousal through "ripe" body odors during sexual intercourse. Also known as Olfactophilia .

Peter: Hey man, Are we still hooking up tonight? I'm leaving the gym soon but need to shower first.

Paul: No worries man.Come over right now as you are. I'm turned on by ripe fruit!

by BeeGood March 30, 2021

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

fruit brute

gay body builder

my gym sucks since all the fruit brutes joined.

by sabarosa April 12, 2010

Dingo Fruit

Semen, cum, or sperm.

She swallowed a lot of dingo fruits last night.

by KevinFromTheOffice July 28, 2011

fruit pop

dooky stick lickers, booty buddies, fot stoppers, gay, homo, man grabbers

Big L and lil p are both FRUIT POPS!

AND, that's real talk!

by dntplayarnd January 13, 2009