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fernjail

A UMG distribution center located in Ferndale, MI that is notorious for trapping orders for insanely long periods of time, or simply making them disappear
"Everyone seems to be getting their 1989 (Taylor's Version) vinyls but me and it makes it really hard to participate when Taylor Nation is active on Twitter."

"Yeah, my sh!ts been stuck in fernjail since August"
by gingelic November 1, 2023
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Ferno

Person 1: "Hey, wanna touch grass?"

Person 2: "No thanks, I'm a Ferno"
by Random_person4 November 5, 2023
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Fernando bernal

Someone with this name a bitch on bdd n soull yaaa hearrr?
by BadKitty100 December 14, 2023
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Fernando

My brother, Bag this man right now... Because he will fuck all the guys in your group, it doesn't matter what age.. race.. shortest or tallest. He will eat your taco like a candy-cane. Bro.. He has whole schedule.

On a Mondayss, Its sucker eater.

On a Tuesdays, its of course Mexican taco day.

On a Wednesdays, Its time for that well done Hershey.

On a Thursdays, He is taking break from the craziness.

On a Fridays.. he be wildin on that day.. he be eating everything... even the moon..

On a Saturdays, he bee selling himself out.
On a Sunday, he goes to church ong.

Anyways he is real brother to my mother to my sister to my second-fifth uncanceled cousin.

P.s. He is like 5'7". He is built but he very gay. He has 5 numbers in his bank. But he will take his friends v card on daily.
A: Bro where is Fernando at?
B: BRO YOU DON'T KNOW?
A: Don't know what?
B: ITS WEDNESDAYS FOR HIM BRO..?!
A: Shit I be missing out rn.
by yeetaaron1 January 31, 2024
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Fernando Sigmalonso

Fernando Sigmalonso, A man who has claimed the highest of achievements and recognition from Formula One, Women, and Men Alike. He is the man who Started off carrying the entire Aston Martin team on his back in 2023 and continues to be the biggest fear of East Asian lizards and Lewis Hamilton (#TeamLHIntensifies).
C: OMG! Look at that beautiful Spanish driver carrying the Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team on his back and being a general Chad!

A: Oh!? You must be talking about

Fernando Sigmalonso!
by Thewr1t3r February 3, 2024
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fernandezisachenmeatrider

fernandezisachenmeatrider means a bald person is in love with a chenawat
Your such a fernandezisachenmeatrider.
by campymywampy November 9, 2023
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Fernando

a guy who happens to be fat as shit and is probably a spanish idiot
this fernando is a regard and is terrible at soccer
by tigginbiggin November 13, 2023
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