Fingerless February

Since a man cannot beat his DICK during the mont of November a girl should not be able to finger herself in the months of February.

My girls gonna be mad when Fingerless February comes

by @rxyshxn November 8, 2019

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February 16th

February 15th and 16th is National Day of the Republic of Serbia. So if this is your birthday, you should know that the whole country is celebrating this day, and have a two days off from school and work.So they have two days to celebrate february 15th and 16th.

February 15th and 16th - National Day of the Republic of Serbia - 7 million people celebrate your birthday.

You can find Serbia on google maps. (In Europe on the Balkan Peninsula.)

People 1: What's your birthday?
People 2: February 16th.
People 1: Wow 7 million people celebrate your birthday. Awesome.

by never.mind November 17, 2019

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February 26

February 26th is National Stop Someone From Being Lonely. Sometimes people need someone there for them. Be the person who stops someone from being deathly lonely.

Person 1: Hey, what is it today?

Person 2: Its February 26, national stop someone from being lonely day. I’m here for you bro

by Immapotato:) November 24, 2019

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