by Vallie.E February 28, 2023
Get the fast recoverymug. Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
by The Fire Fox January 18, 2016
Get the russian fastmug. Fast and furthest.. .meaning when a man doesn't manscape for at least two weeks and has coitus with his female partner and fucks her fast and furry like a squirrel
by Enzolammento March 7, 2019
Get the Fast and furriestmug. by mermaid2001 February 2, 2021
Get the fast freezymug. Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
Get the Salem Fastmug. a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
Get the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastardmug. by hunnybunchesofouts4 July 16, 2019
Get the Fastmug.