Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

Elie sassine

Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

Elie sassine: Sexiest boy ever , very strong man with big intelligence. Never cheats on his relationships and usually date girls that starts with T letter.

by Fansssss January 22, 2021

Eli

Noun,
A guy that has a very large penis, usually around 12 inches.

Rob: You know that Eli guy?
Rafiki: Yeah the one who has a 12 inch cock?

by erob0411 March 10, 2021

Elis

Is simply a asshole cause 1. he is short 2. his name is Elis and i mean just by seing him you just want to kill him with a sword from king artur the third

man your such a Elis.... i want to kill you

by Your mom in mah bedroom January 31, 2022

Eli Indre

The type of guy to have 10,000 hours on apex legends and gets off to Loba at 3AM

Dude Eli Indre spent $500 on Apex

by Floridaman06 April 27, 2023

The Eli

The Eli means a series of different acts he commits such as doin horny, upset, mad or bothering acts

My friend Jonah is doin the Eli because he tryna get right with a girl.

by Hunnit shii March 2, 2022

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020