Eddies (or Edisons) are usually the best person you'll ever meet. They give the best hugs and can always make you smile. However, if you cross him you will never be closer to death because he is the king of arguing. Eddie's are often members of the LGBTQ+ community and being in a relationship with them is a truly enriching experience so never let go of them. You may call him stubborn but he just stands up for his beliefs no-matter-what. He is not stubborn he just has strong opinions so arguing is never a good idea because he will always win. He is always extremely intelligent and immensely funny. He is good at sports that are not so mainstream and has an amazing body.
Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.
Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.
Friend: I wonder who won the award for the best person in the entire world and you can't argue coz u know it's true?
Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!
Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!
by U-Know-It's-Tru May 28, 2019
A beautiful and sensitive soul. His heart beats with a rhythm that captivates everyone around him. Despite his nonchalant behavior, he is very kind and emotional. He cares about how others perceive him. He prefers 1-1 time with loved ones and has anxiety when introduced into crowds. He is gorgeous. the arch of his nose, his thick eyebrows and his warm smile. He is best matched with someone who is understanding and forgiving, because he often gets jealous and has a small temper due to his overwhelming desire to be loved. he needs someone to love him unconditionally, and someone who listens. because he doesn't talk much, most of his friends are very talkative.
"Whos is that?"
"oh thats sevs boyfriend Eddie"
"She is so lucky to have Eddie"
"im sure he feels the same way"
"oh thats sevs boyfriend Eddie"
"She is so lucky to have Eddie"
"im sure he feels the same way"
by big0tkiller June 12, 2023
by lucyluke12 March 29, 2022
Eddie is a very creative and weird person . Usually very hairy. He is a very over dramatic and protective boyfriend. Eddie is also a great best friend for others . Even when eddies is being dumb he still gives the best advice
Eddie “Don’t do it “
by Savannah Mendez March 20, 2019
The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.
You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
by Brainmuscle January 05, 2025
by Excellent_emile December 21, 2021
a character in the universe of the alternate rock band "WEEN" described as " Eddie Dingle is an alter-ego that Ween uses for appropriate songs. He is envisioned as being a short man with a Napoleonic complex, with a badly deformed cleft lip. He has anger management issues." eddie dingle appears in god ween satan 1 time and in the pod 3 times
by slubber chubber May 30, 2024