dump weed

In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.

dump weed

by ruff_ridah347 September 16, 2010

man dump

The act (or physical remnants from the act of) taking a large and masculine defication, or shit.

Whoa, I'll be right back, I gotta take a man dump.

by Alias X Beoulve August 4, 2006

dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

front dumping

ejaculation

"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."

by chester99 March 18, 2018

dump high

The high you experience after you take a dump especially in the situation when you're prairie doggin' it or when you need to go so bad your knees are weak.

Oh man, I just dropped the deuce and I'm on such a dump high.

by phunkybudda June 17, 2007

orgasmic dump

When you have to crap so bad and you have a stabbing pain in your gut, then you crap out everything in your colon. Afterwards you feel so good for hours like you had the best orgasm.

I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.

by JustDave September 13, 2013

royal dump

A royal dump is the process of pooping so hard, causing poop to becomes so solid that it is as hard as gold; therefore getting the name 'Royal Dump'.

Jack: "How's your bum feeling?"
Connor: "Not so fresh; I just took a royal dump"

by Rabbitor September 21, 2013