deez nuts

deez has big nuts.

me: i have big nutz.
them: look at deez nuts

by groiergkog August 27, 2021

Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7

Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik

by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021

Deez Nutz

deez nutz.

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”

by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a common joke circled around tiktok in 2021, here is an example.

Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️

by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021

Deez

Deez Nuts.

Cant believe you fell for that Deez shit

by SussyAmogusPranksterForknife June 4, 2021