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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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zektupliatev curse

The Zektupliatev curse is one of the most cruel curses of them all. Once infected, you will see a cascading effect of doom. DOOM. There is no escape.
You have now been infected with the zektupliatev curse. I would not want to be you.
by Povvvv October 9, 2021
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Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins
“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children
by Aanemos November 7, 2022
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Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.
I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!
by Iilw44 April 20, 2023
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curse of the cat people

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really
And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.
by APeter July 23, 2016
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Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
by Hevea brasiliensis January 15, 2011
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Cursed

If you don’t want to say bad words, you can use the word ‘cursed’ to replace all the curse words like shit.
What the cursed!

Do you have a long cursed?
Cursed you!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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