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Cracker Barrel

Its when you kneel next to the bed while you eat out a girl and you put your hands under her knees and rock her back and forth like a rocking chair so your tongue goes from vagina to ass and everything in between.
Last night he gave her the cracker barrel until her whole body was shaking
by DJL32304 November 19, 2011
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christmas cracker

The most expensive item in the popular online role playing game, "Runescape" by Jagex LTD.
What they were used for was back in 2001 when they were released, players could "pull" these to get a much sought after "party hat." Since most players pulled them there are only a few left in the game still in cracker form. This explains the very high price of them. They are currently 800,000,000 (eight hundred million)-1,000,000,000 (one billion) runescape coins.
player 1: wow d00d look at my part hat!
player 2:nice but i got a Christmas cracker so there!
by XXX Jeremy XXX November 26, 2006
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Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?
Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
by LGJP August 3, 2006
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Hoe Cracker

1. A slutty white chick

2. One who cracks farming hoes
1. Lindsey Lohan is a Hoe Cracker.

2. The person who broke that guy's hoe was a Hoe Cracker.
by Corrad September 22, 2005
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Prawn Cracker

The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.
Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.
by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008
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Oh crackers.

Something substitute English teachers say when they don't know how to discipline their students and give up.
Oh crackers. They just threw another 'my dick' note.
by Macaulay Culkin27777 September 12, 2010
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rice cracker

An Asian guy (usually Chinese), who smokes crack because he can't afford opium.

The term was most likely coined during the Opium Wars, during which the corrupt Chinese Government imported opium to feed it's own people. Those in power, made huge profits. Those who couldn't afford, turned to crack. Hence rice cracker was born.
My Friend: Gee, your Uncle Chong is such a Rice cracker!
Me: He's going to be rich soon, he's upgrading to Opium!
by Dablackbooty September 3, 2011
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