third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

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Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

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cousin-nibling

First cousin's child.

My cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

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Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

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Cousining

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.

Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.

Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.

Why are you cousining me?

Don't cousin me!

by bkwrd December 18, 2024

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