crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

dane cook receiver

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job

"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.

by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011

White Woman Cooking

A word that can be used to describe food that has no seasoning or just tastes generally awful.

Person 1: what is that
Person 2: White Woman Cooking
Person 1: Eww

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009