by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.
a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"
by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013

noun;
In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk
about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job
In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk
about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job
by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011

by Deacon St.John March 24, 2023

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009
