Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.

I love hello kitty condoms very much

by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021

gas station condom

1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...

I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.

by SylayS January 04, 2014

Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.

Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.

by Pyro Pete August 04, 2010

After Condom Dick

After Condom Dick is the dull, plastic feeling one's softie takes after having pre-marital sex with use of a condom.

Damn, my condom feels like a dolphin's tongue, I must have After Condom Dick.

by Psyguy January 08, 2006

dripping wet condom

a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan

damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat

by your dad July 10, 2003

condom jus

The spermicidal fluid or other lubrication coating a condom.

Yuck, I tried to put a condom on and got condom jus all over my hands.

by phatteus June 03, 2008

Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag

Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here

by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017