misfire clap

When you try to start a round of applause with the "spark" by clapping but no one else joins in and it quickly dies leaving you feeling really embarrassed and everyone staring at you awkwardly.

David: I was at an awards banquet and I saw a girl go up then I tried to start an applause reflexively. No one followed me and everyone started just staring at me.

Cylus: Ouch that's one hell of a misfire clap

by DaWizard65 May 16, 2013

bunter clap

When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.

Grace got the bunter clap last night, I washed my hands 12 times.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

boobie clap

When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.

My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.

by mjk79 January 25, 2014

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

Clapping cheeks

The gentle art of moving your buttcheeks in a motion that looks like clapping, and makes a sound similar to it

Brittany was clapping cheeks to that slutty song

by RM9G January 1, 2020

clapping with no hands

when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands

"Hey, have you ever tried clapping w/ no hands?"

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

Clap foot

Meaning excrement on shoe, often used by farmers or ramblers.

McCloud: achh no Gareheart.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.

by Robert H March 22, 2006